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You know those murky pronouncements made by extremist religious figures that call for such-and-such to be killed? They always seemed kind of strange and far away to me. Like what did Salman Rushdie ever do to you, jackass.

But did you ever wonder what it would sound like if instead of addressing throngs of bearded Iranians, the pronouncement was made in English, stateside, by somebody more familiar? Well, it might sound exactly like Pat Robertson.

Transcript at MediaMatters:

From the August 22 broadcast of The 700 Club:

ROBERTSON: There was a popular coup that overthrew him [Chavez]. And what did the United States State Department do about it? Virtually nothing. And as a result, within about 48 hours that coup was broken; Chavez was back in power, but we had a chance to move in. He has destroyed the Venezuelan economy, and he's going to make that a launching pad for communist infiltration and Muslim extremism all over the continent.

You know, I don't know about this doctrine of assassination, but if he thinks we're trying to assassinate him, I think that we really ought to go ahead and do it. It's a whole lot cheaper than starting a war. And I don't think any oil shipments will stop. But this man is a terrific danger and the United ... This is in our sphere of influence, so we can't let this happen. We have the Monroe Doctrine, we have other doctrines that we have announced. And without question, this is a dangerous enemy to our south, controlling a huge pool of oil, that could hurt us very badly. We have the ability to take him out, and I think the time has come that we exercise that ability. We don't need another $200 billion war to get rid of one, you know, strong-arm dictator. It's a whole lot easier to have some of the covert operatives do the job and then get it over with.

Impressive, isn't it? I wonder if we will express as much forgiveness and love of free speech (the Administration struggled to even call his remarks "inappropriate") when in some other country, some other prominent figure of some other religion is calling for the assassination of some other foreign heads of state. Like Muqtada al Sadr advocating a suicide bombing of Tony Blair, or Bin Laden calling for snipers to go after W.

Try Pat Robertson brand FatWA: "We put the FAT White Anglo in FATWA."