Ohiocore

I don't usually do entertainment news, but a great opening line caught my eye on Google News. The film is Alexander (as in "the great"), and the Tribune reviewer is Craig Outhier, found here in an Arizona paper, the East Valley Tribune:
"Not content to direct a mediocre historical epic, filmmaker Oliver Stone marshals all of his talent as a provocateur to direct a colossally bad one in 'Alexander'...

It's a shame, too, because mediocrity is so tantalizingly within the director's reach. "

Now that's critique, baby.