Friday, September 10, 2004
But But Wait, It Gets Worse. `
SF Gate: "At another hearing, it was disclosed that the military had concealed as many as 100 'ghost detainees' from the Red Cross"
The National Press Club provided another moment for Rumsfeld to let his genius show through: "Does it rank up there with chopping someone's head off on television?" he asked. "It doesn't."
I'm sure that's what the country's best journalists wanted to know: "Sir, where does this rank relative to beheading?..." [scribble, scribble. nod. scribble.]
Meanwhile the TV reporter in the back is talking into his futuristic cellphone much too loudly: "No, Jimmy, he says stick w/ the beheading... Yeah, that's right. Wrap it for lead at 8. And get me a better splash from graphics, will ya?... Yeah, I know it's a 3rd-gen. VHS source, but our Program is HDTV color. Tell him to-- Hold on... something about "ghosts"??... Oh, nevermind, more torture crap. Speaking of torture, the spread here sucks. I had better pastry in Kosovo for chrissakes. Yeah, and teenage pussy."
The National Press Club provided another moment for Rumsfeld to let his genius show through: "Does it rank up there with chopping someone's head off on television?" he asked. "It doesn't."
I'm sure that's what the country's best journalists wanted to know: "Sir, where does this rank relative to beheading?..." [scribble, scribble. nod. scribble.]
Meanwhile the TV reporter in the back is talking into his futuristic cellphone much too loudly: "No, Jimmy, he says stick w/ the beheading... Yeah, that's right. Wrap it for lead at 8. And get me a better splash from graphics, will ya?... Yeah, I know it's a 3rd-gen. VHS source, but our Program is HDTV color. Tell him to-- Hold on... something about "ghosts"??... Oh, nevermind, more torture crap. Speaking of torture, the spread here sucks. I had better pastry in Kosovo for chrissakes. Yeah, and teenage pussy."
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