Wednesday, March 09, 2011
Global Times Meditates on Charlie Sheen `
- "With no firm hand to guide them, Western media has deliberately goaded him into making increasingly delusional statements."
On first read, I almost missed the implied fix being governmental control. As bad as the celebrity schadenfreude spectacle might be, I'm pretty sure government suppression of it would be far worse. But I needn't have worried, because they soon spelled it out: - "Chinese family, coworkers, or the authorities would have taken firm steps to make sure someone like Sheen did not make a public spectacle of himself."
Because you wouldn't want that. Thanks, authorities! Also, good luck to the Chinese version of Hollywood trying to to catch folks' attention without publicly spectacular celebrities. - "Sheen attracted 1 million Twitter followers in just 24 hours, yet more evidence that microblogs spread the most unhealthy contagions in society like a disease."
Nice timing. Compare this attitude to the lovefest Western media are currently having with Twitter.... which you can understand, right? because it basically delivered democracy to citizens in African countries without any real coordination, courage, insight or agency on their part. Which is really just the Western media fantasizing that they had something to do with it since they are Twitter users. That's as close as most of them get. - "And instead of epic parties at his home with porn stars, why not keep Sheen occupied with business banquets?"
- And the answer is, maaaaybe: "His employers are unhappy that he was distracted with prostitutes and drugs, and didn't show up to work on time. Why not take a tip from the Chinese business community, and make visits to a KTV parlor part of Sheen's workday?"
KTV parlor means a Karaoke TV club. But that means sex for sale. More than this idea being pragmatically right or morally wrong, the remarkable thing is that it is definitely not how we usually think about it. - Best for last here: "He ignored his own father's advice to keep quiet, who was once the president of the US."
Because as bad as ignoring your father is, ignoring heads of state (even former ones) is worse. Of course, his dad was also part of civilian massacres in Vietnam and running a shadow industry to protect humanity from interstellar alien races... if we can add Apocalypse Now and Mass Effect 2 to The West Wing as fictions accepted as reality.
Wow, you don't even know who was a real president and who just played one on TV. And you edit a "global" newspaper. Yes, please explain more to me about our system of government.
Friday, May 04, 2007
Pentagon Surveys Mental Health `
Not exactly reassuring.
Wednesday, July 12, 2006
Set Conspiracy Detectors to "On" `
Friday, May 12, 2006
Cunningham Scandal Widens to CIA `
The official in quesiton is former executive director of the Agency, Kyle "Dusty" Foggo. The investigators include:
- FBI
- CIA inspector general's office
- Internal Revenue Service, and
- Defense Criminal Investigative Service.
The investigations involve his suspected steering of contracts to one Brent Wilkes. And maybe some bribery... possibly involving prostitues at Watergate. No, but really, how close were they?
Foggo and Wilkes attended school together at Hilltop High in Chula Vista and San Diego State University, served as best men in each other's weddings and named their sons after each other.
After Foggo joined the CIA in 1982, Wilkes often visited him on Foggo's overseas assignments. Even before the CIA removed Foggo's undercover status last year, Wilkes and Foggo boasted to acquaintances about Foggo's secretive work.
At ADCS corporate headquarters, Wilkes set aside an office next to his executive suite where Foggo could work when he leaves the CIA, according to several former ADCS employees and business associates.
Remarkably, Foggo just retired on Monday, all of 1 business day after CIA Directory Porter Goss slipped in his "Friday surprise" resignation. Wow, these are the guys we have directing and day-to-day running our (officially about) 33,000-person foreign intelligence operation. Coincidence?
Thursday, May 11, 2006
How many Xbox360's have been sold? `
Forbes says "5 million". I wouldn't bet against the BBC here...
Wednesday, March 29, 2006
NSA Wiretaps Still Illegal w/o (FISA) Warrant `
In digesting the legal arguments, first job is to figure out what law(s) govern the case. The default answer is always the Constitution, because it governs all other laws. But I defy anyone to read the text (and caselaw) of FISA and determine that it is not governing. That is because it declares itself to be the "exclusive means by which electronic surveillance...may be conducted" including provisions for additional (but still limited) wartime authority and a system of checks/balances in the form of the FISA courts.
Good reading.
Wednesday, January 18, 2006
Iranian Roundup `
- Xinhua: "Iran optimistic about escaping UNSC referral"
- NY Times: "Iran Proposes New Talks With Europeans, Who Are Mostly Dismissive"
- The Australian: "Europe softens stance on Iran"
- Washington Post: Krauthammer can hardly manage to convert a third of his editorial comment into complete sentences. Proof the sentence fragment isn't dead. Because it isn't. "The Iran Charade, Part II". Actually, the title refers mainly to the EU Three nations' "head in the sand" approach. He opens quoting newly elected German Chancellor Merkel's claim of success on Iran, and proceeds to ridicule it.
- BBC News: Their own roundup up Arab newspapers is titled "West accused nuclear duplicity".
- Al-Riyadh (Saudi Arabia):
- Oman(Oman):
- Al-Jumhuriyah (Egypt):
- Al-Dustur (Jordan):
- Al-Wafd (Egypt):
- Iran Daily (Iran):
- Resalat (Iran):
Thursday, January 12, 2006
Russians Erect Subway Monument to Homeless Dog `
A stray dog called Malchik ("Boy") lived underground inside the Mendeleyevskaya Station for about three years. He was of good character, and the Metro employees used to feed him...The moral of this story is that the little bitchy dog-as-accessory fad is indeed clinically insane. Don't do it.One day, a fashion model, Yuliana R., was out with her Staffordshire terrier of impeccable breed. She noticed Malchik and started setting her dog against him. In effect, it was a parody of social conflict.
Malchik managed to defend himself and the pedigree terrier retreated. But the angry owner retrieved a knife from her elegant rucksack, and stabbed the stray dog before the eyes of stunned passers-by. They rushed to take her knife away, but the dog could not be saved.
This wild attack sent shockwaves through Moscow... The fashion model rushed off to Italy, but the incident was not hushed up. She was declared insane in a court hearing and is now in a mental hospital.
For the record, the number of times that VOA has even used phrase "social struggle" is exactly once: in the obituary for Johnny Cash. If you didn't already love the man, that is almost enough right there.
But it was the emphasized lines that really got my attention. I don't think you'll ever catch Voice Of America (or Xinhua for that matter) making a similar statement, even though it is essential for understanding a story like this. A monument is being built... to a dog. Why? Why would people identify with a homeless dog? Because it was a good dog. Poor. It learned to ride the subway and survive on its own. And it was violently crushed by an insane parody of class struggle. Just like you.
RIA finishes with a moment of Zen: "There is a saying, if you beat a rabbit long enough, it will learn to strike matches. Unfortunately, Moscow has taught dogs to do the same."
Monday, November 28, 2005
Congressman Cunningham (R-CA) Resigns 8th Term, Guilty of "Staggering" Bribes `
You might hear a lot about him since he just plead guilty to Federal charges of :
- conspiracy to commit bribery;
- mail/wire fraud; and
- tax evasion.
The story continues:
In court documents, prosecutors said Cunningham admitted receiving at least $2.4 million in bribes paid to him by several conspirators through a variety of methods, including checks totaling over $1 million, cash, furniture, yacht club fees and vacations. Prosecutors did not name the conspirators.The implicated parties is where things will get even more interesting. Clearly Cunningham's buddy Mitchell Wade who bought the Congressman's house at $700,000 over market and also received blanket military appropriations contracts is part of the scandal: "Wade let him live rent-free on his yacht, the Duke Stir, at the Capital Yacht Club. His firm, MZM Inc., donated generously to Cunningham's campaigns."
MZM?
MZM's own piddly webpage banners itself as "Athena Innovative Solutions, Inc." Ok, wtf. So maybe they don't have their name straight, but hey, they're hiring... how do you feel about being National Intelligence Policy Advisor, a HUMINT spy or "Media Exploitation Specialist"? Perhaps you'd be better at supplying "all levels" of law enforcement with "Nontraditional Information Collection". I hear that's popular again.
ADCS?
See also Brent Wilkes, president of ADCS Inc:
ADCS's webpage is worse than piddly. It only has *one page*. This is an electronic document specialist company, and they don't have even a single hyperlink on their webpage. No email, no address, no testimonials, no demos, no staff lists, no biography, no contact information. NOTHING! Wonder what they've been doing with all those millions of dollars, eh? Oh, they've been busy as the "unchallenged leader in developing and providing a total enterprise solution combining data capture and indexing, data conversion, and information management." Yeah, I can tell.An associate of Wade, Brent Wilkes, president of a Poway company called ADCS Inc., also gave Cunningham campaign cash and favors. Wilkes reportedly flew Cunningham in a corporate jet to go hunting in Idaho and golfing in Hawaii, and a charitable foundation Wilkes started spent $36,000 hosting a black tie 'Tribute to Heroes' gala in 2002 that feted Cunningham with a trophy naming him a hero.
ADCS, which specializes into turning paper records into digital files, has received tens of millions in Defense Department contracts since the late 1990s.
Their company.monster.com/adcs/ profile is more detailed, but it seems to think that /ADCS/ is the "Wilkes Corporation". In fact, that page touts their support of ADCS, Inc. amongst some other nefariously named shell corporations:
- Group W Outfitters
- Group W Media
- Group W Advisors
- Group W Transportation
- Group W Holdings
What is it with these guys? Why start with a stupidly self-named shell corporation: when you are trying to encapsulate the numbers from yourself, having your last name on them is a bad idea! I'm glad their corporate culture statement says "Here at Wilkes Corporation we have a work hard-play hard mentality."
This scandal should include others from a rather exclusive bunch. According to his own Official Biography, Cunningham "has been recognized for his work as a fiscal conservative by such organizations as Citizens for a Sound Economy, the National Taxpayer's Union, and the National Federation of Independent Businesses.... and by several law enforcement organizations for his tough-on-crime position." I'm sure these organizations enjoyed broad credibility before this rude fellow selflishly perverted their commendations into personal criminal gains, but let's look at them anyway.
In order, that's:
- Citizens for a Sound Economy: Headed nationally by Dick Armey. You might have heard of the Texas brand, directed by one Peggy Venable, granted $305,250 from ExxonMobil. They fought to purge mention of global warming and other unpatriotic thoughts from the $345 Million Texas textbook market, an effort simultaneously ignorant and dogmatic, Quixotic and Orwellian, if not apparent in their own description:
"Texas CSE is leading the campaign to insure that Social Studies, History and Economics textbooks... instill patriotism in our students and are free from propaganda.... [we] found hundreds of errors and anti-American sentiment in proposed science textbooks"
then perhaps best captured by the Texas Observer. The Texas CSE are based at 1005 Congress, Ste 910 in Austin. Well, isn't that remarkable! The very same suite occupied by: - LILLY & COMPANY, LLC: the legal encapsulation of one Coulter-esque young blond hatchet, Susan Lilly, who "proudly serves as the chief fund-raising consultant to three congressional Republican candidates, five statewide Republican candidates and numerous other candidates, PACs, associations and committees." In fact, it might be more than that...
Friday, November 04, 2005
Lovely Attire from a FEMA Fashion God `
After Brownie was reckless enough to appear alongside Bush in a long-sleeved white shirt, came this urgent advice from Worthy: 'Please roll up the sleeves of your shirt, all shirts. Even the president rolled his sleeves to just below the elbow. In this [crisis] and on TV you just need to look more hard-working.'Yes Mike, you can quit now. A major American city was just decimated and permanently disabled on your watch, while you were getting paid a 6-figure salary to prevent precisely that! How great do you look now? It's messed up that you're *still* getting paid it too, even after being tossed from the job. So yes, Mike, you can take your FEMA funded fashion and phantom salary and go home, you prissy lazy incompetent bitch!!
Look more hard-working. Key word: look. Forget results. It's all about image.
The hurricane hits on Aug. 29. What was the head of the Federal Emergency Management Agency worrying about? His appearance. 'You look fabulous,' Worthy told him.
'I got it at Nordstroms. ... Are you proud of me? Can I quit now? Can I go home?' Brown replied in perhaps his only rapid response of the crisis. And an hour later: 'If you'll look at my lovely FEMA attire, you'll really vomit. I am a fashion god.'
You can get the firsthand account by reading Brown's own email correspondence, now part of the Congressional record, having been downloaded more than 350,000 times as of Nov 3rd.
Wednesday, October 12, 2005
omg, W is so BGE! `
U.S. Supreme Court nominee Harriet Miers told George W. Bush in a 1997 birthday card that he was "the best governor ever" and, in a separate note to her boss, said she hoped his twin daughters recognize their parents are "cool."No... it's the Washington Post. See also, W's reply:
Bush wrote back to wish Miers a happy 52nd birthday, telling her that he appreciated her friendship and to "never hold back your sage advice." He ended with a postscript: "No more public scatology."I wish I was joking.
Tuesday, September 20, 2005
Iraqi Finance Minister cites theft of over $1 Billion `
- Nine Iraqi police and a civilian have died in suicide bombings between Baghdad and Karbala, where Shias are attending a major religious festival
- ... a nephew of Saddam Hussein, Ayman Sabawi, has been sentenced to life in prison for funding Iraq's insurgency
- An Iraqi reporter working for the New York Times, Fakher Haider, has been found dead in Basra
- Iraq's Finance Minister, Ali Allawi, tells the UK's Independent newspaper that large-scale corruption in Iraq's ministries, particularly the defence ministry, has led to the theft of more than $1bn.
UK soldiers fight Basra police: 2 tanks lost, prison breached `
British forces have rescued two UK servicemen who were arrested by Iraqi police in the southern city of Basra. Official Iraqi sources say British tanks stormed the city's jail, but the Ministry of Defence says the men's release was negotiated. Basra governor Mohammed al-Waili said it was a "barbaric act of aggression".This seems to represent a continuation of the conflict between British tanks and Iraqi locals. A Shite leader in the "Shia Mehdi Army" had been arrested earlier. As I previously blogged, Basra's police force was heavily and knowingly infiltrated by religious extremists. After some exchange in this case, 2 undercover British operatives were involved in a skirmish with Basra cops, killing one of the officers. They were then arrested, and then there were street protests were 2 UK tanks were burned, and crews forced to abandon them. 6 tanks then assaulted the Basra jail and busted out 150 prisoners, including the 2 operatives.
MoD officials insist they have been talking to the Iraqi authorities to secure the release of the men - who were reported to be working undercover. But they do acknowledge a wall was demolished as UK forces tried to "collect" the men Iraqi police accused of firing on them.
However, sources in the Iraqi Interior Ministry say six tanks were used to smash down the wall in a daring rescue operation.